• Question: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    i was going to try

  • Question: Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know the time, but they don't point to their crotch when they want to know where the bathroom is? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    that is a common misconception, people definitely point to their crotch for that! I do every time i need to go, regardless really of whether i need to use the bathroom

  • Question: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone and it hits a person, does it stop to help them? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    trust me, they just keep on truckin! sometimes if the ambulance is pregnant it tries to give birth right there and let the baby ambulance take you but thats if youre lucky

  • Question: Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it's really turning on? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    cuz it just doesnt turn me on :(

  • Question: Do skittles really taste like a rainbow? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    i believe so. you see the truth is im a leprechaun! and i live in rainbows so of course i do some rainbow, i mean who isnt, and skittles are pretty much just the rainbow in little m and m’s

  • Question: Why is the sky blue? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

    However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue…..

  • Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    to get to the other side… of life… 

  • Question: If you could be any animal for a day what one would you be? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    i would be a dragonsaurusdodobirdrex! duh? pretty much the best animal ever! 

  • Question: If you were a superhero what would be your superpower and your name? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    my superpower would be the ability to mix peas and corn! i would be called… PORN!

  • Question: When did you become a creeper? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    well thats easy! it all started when i listened to the song do the creep!