shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

mandie-in-wonderland:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

OHhHHHHHHHHH
THAT is brilliant, up to the getting caught part XD

lollll

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riceslut:

I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND

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laugh-addict: